Well, There Goes All Hope

So, I have recently completed the e-harmony test for their “29 levels of capability “, and what are the results? Well, within 300 miles of Cheney WA, there are no matches, an d within 300 miles of Tacoma (which would essentially encompass the vast majority of the population of WA state) there was no matches. In the entire country, I have no matches, even with me willing to relocate, and this other person willing to relocate. And in case you think I am a racist or something, I selected every race, and also every level of drinking, smoking, religious activity, and age(I went as low as 20 {which is the lowest it will allow me to go} and 90 (And I’d prefer not to marry someone that old…..not that I have anything against old people, I’d just rather marry someone a little closer to my age…for instance someone not 3 times my age). I get a whopping 7 matches if I select to accept people with children (again, this is in the entire country.) So, out of the 14 million people that subscribe there are 7 women between the ages of 20 and 90, that are a match for me in the 29 level of capabilities. I’m pretty sure that leaves me completely hopeless for every finding a mate.